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"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962

If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with. - Steven Stills

It is better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

Brevity is the soul of wit. - William Shakespeare

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. - Ozzie Osborne

The only thing wrong with the world is people. - Anonymous

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.  Between five, it's fantastic. - Woody Allen

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S. Thompson

Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter. - Anonymous

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Joe E. Lewis

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. - Dave Barry

The F*** will surely truth you up. - System of a Down